In less serious news, we turn to the august pages of Skymall:


It’s called the “Seabreacher,” and the ad calls it “the latest must-have toy for people who play hard – especially on the water.” It supposedly can reach 55 mph on the water and 25 mph under water, with an “acrylic canopy and underwater view ports” to give “a near 360-degree view.” And it’s only $85,000! “Discounts do not apply.”